January 2012
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Deciding on whether or not I should spread Richard on Twitter.
Anonymous asked: RICHARD
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I am telling this to the world.
From this day forward, Richard is not a name. It is an adjective. A compliment if you must. We MUST spread the Richard.
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December 2011
13 posts
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I love a good love story!
– my friend (on Luke and Leia) watching A New Hope for the first time. (via celebrityarmpits)
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subterraneanblog asked: Come to dallas!!!!!!
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My son and I had a picnic today.
sade:
lieslieslies:
Son: What’s that? Me: That thing over there? By the fountain? Son: Uh huh. Me: That’s a tandem bicycle. Son: What does tandem mean? Me: It means stupid. Son: And what’s that? Me: A tree. Those are all trees over there. Son: Who’s that guy on that building? Me: That big billboard? Son: Uh huh. Me: That’s Justin Timberlake pretending to be Steve Jobs. Son:...
November 2011
16 posts
celebrityarmpits:
this is the best song, fyi
owsley:
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desucaust:
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i wish my dad was that involved in my life
JESUS H CHRIST
omG he just never STOPPED
this should be one of those dad commercials that are like “step up and be a dad” or something like that. you know the ones i’m talking about.
October 2011
11 posts
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Girls: Stop saying that you were in love with...
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